Yeeessss, today was that actual one day of the year where I got to wear a skeleton dress to work and people couldn't be all like: "Oh it's not Halloween!" BECAUSE IT IS HALLOWEEN muhahahahaha.
Here is me and here is my dad's car (that I bought for him) - this picture was only taken as my mam is mucho desperateo to see our new car - it's like they don't have cars in Italy or something.
Soz if you have like a phobia of feet but ya never know - Quentin Tarantino may see this blog and be like phrow she has nice feet let's get her in Django Unchained 2! I'm always here for you QT.
I got glitter ALL over my chair at work today and now it just looks like a disco ball - I better hoover it up tomorrow before the glitter gets everywhere!
Gizmo Tee - eBay, Cardi - Bank, Jeans - River Island, Koala Bear Slippers - Primark
Yeah so today I just spent ALLLL day playing Pokemon - I love it sooo much, I would say hit me up on my DS number thing so we can battle but I have no idea what it is and I still need to get my little Machop first.
See I can scrub up even more when I CBA - especially when I get to wear my amazing shiny gold chelsea boots. I just need to find a gold jumpsuit and then I can pretend to be Goldust ALL the time.
Panda Hat - River Island, Snood/Brogues - Primark, Jacket/Dress - H&M
Eeeeee a panda sneaked into my house, popped on one of my outfits then tried to attempt a scary picture - the bloody cheek of it! Get back to China panda-bear!
Fantasy Fur Coat - Charity Shop, Dress/Bag/Whore Boots - Primark
Today I had to go give a lecture to all the future journos of the world about how blogging has got me a career and although I was nervous as hell it turned out really great in the end and I look forward to seeing everyone starting a successful career after graduating!
On another note - how great are my whore boots? I love them so much. In another life I was defz a stripper in Las Vegas what with my love for terrible 80s glam rock songs.
OMGz how beautiful was my hair here? WOW - I shouldn't have ever went blonde and ruined it FOREVER. I wish I still had this jumper too - it's totes Hogwarts.
Necklace/Tee - Primark, Belt - Charity Shop, Jeans - Topshop, Cons - Bank
I freakin' LOVE Saved By The Bell! Like there's all those people who think they are cool by saying they watch it but you can tell they are by lying as they don't even know who Kevin or Stacey is (the les said about Tori the better) - I reckon I could go on Mastermind with my SBTB knowledge.
I'm totes the WWE Tag Team Champ with Mr Hulk Hogan himself! Hopefully this cheesy grin will stop you from noticing the state of my room (the Mega Powers over there are covering up all my dirty washing.)
This dress is the biggest disappointment EVER - it's megz cute and everything plus it only cost £5 but by bloody 'eck it's itchy as hell! I could only survive in it for 15 minutes which after I then popped my PJs back on (then had a nap in bed.)
And yes I am aware I look like He Who Must Not Be Named (Lordy V.)
Aw this outfit is pretty much me in one outfit - cute tartan dress with Peter Pan collar/bright beanie/leather jacket and studded ankle boots - too bad i've gotta wait until 2014 before I can wear it again.
Grrr - it's upsetting work this whole not wearing the same outfit in 2013 New Years Resolution.
Hat - Masquerade, Sunnies/Sandals - Primark, Gilet - Charity Shop (customised by me), Jeans - Topshop
#FlashbackSunday
Aw I miss the days of being able to wear 'wacky' clothes everyday when going to uni (this getup wouldn't be suitable for work!)
I also miss these jeans! My mam took them to Italy with her when she left me like two years ago!!! I would rather have these jeans back then have her back (not really but you get my love for them innit)
I have like the biggest spot EVER on my face right now so i'm sure ya'll would rather see He Who Must Not Be Named's face right now rather then mine (the spot is THAT bad.)
This is what I would have looked like if I was a milk maid back in t' day and if I also had tits (I wouldn't have been a milk maid BTW - I would have been a female version of this #toocoolforschool guy.