Thursday, 31 October 2013

Monster Mash

Leather Jacket - H&M, Dress/Boots - Topshop

Yeeessss, today was that actual one day of the year where I got to wear a skeleton dress to work and people couldn't be all like: "Oh it's not Halloween!" BECAUSE IT IS HALLOWEEN muhahahahaha.

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Baba O'Riley 4

Amazing Coat/Bag/Socks - Primark, Shirt - Asda, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - S**t Shop

Here is me and here is my dad's car (that I bought for him) - this picture was only taken as my mam is mucho desperateo to see our new car - it's like they don't have cars in Italy or something.

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Love In An Elevator

Beret - Charity Shop, Turtle Neck/Jacket - Primark, Skirt - Miss Selfridge, Bag - S**t Shop, Shoes - River Island

Bonjour, je m'appelle Chantal. Je suis une mignonne petite fille fran├žaise.

Monday, 28 October 2013

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want

Hat/Scarf/Gloves/Bling - Primark, GEEK Jumper/Skater Skirt - S**t Shop, Shoes - River Island

If you ignore my beaming smiles and all my winter woolies I totes look like an evil cheerleader in this outfit. 

Sunday, 27 October 2013

Ain't No Grave 2

Leather Jacket - H&M, Leather Gloves - Kindamajik, Wedding Dress - Charity Shop, Chucky - He's My Husband duh!


#FlashbackSunday to last year's Halloween costume where I was the Bride of Chucky - I love this look, I wish I could just look like this ALL the time!

Saturday, 26 October 2013

Paint It Black 4

Hoodie - S**t Shop, Superman Tee - Bennys's, Skinnies - Topshop, Slippers - Primark

Errrr why would I venture outdoors on a weekend when I can spend my Saturday playing Pokemon all day long?!

Friday, 25 October 2013

La Corsa

Coat - Primark, Necklace/Skinnies - Topshop, Tee - Comic Relief @ TK Maxx

Soz if you have like a phobia of feet but ya never know - Quentin Tarantino may see this blog and be like phrow she has nice feet let's get her in Django Unchained 2! I'm always here for you QT. 

Thursday, 24 October 2013

Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon

Glitter Tee - Charity Shop, Skirt - Primark, Boots - S**t Shop

I got glitter ALL over my chair at work today and now it just looks like a disco ball - I better hoover it up tomorrow before the glitter gets everywhere!

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Let's Stay Together

Blazer - New Look, Scarf/Tee/Skirt - Primark, Shoes - River Island

Uh-oh i've turned into Morrisey - i'll just have to love myself (I love Morrisey soooooo much.)

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Common People 4

Grizzly Bear Faux Fur/LBD - Charity Shop, Bling - Primark, Boots - Office

Thought I would go all classy and make this pic B&W - i'm such a classy broad. 

Monday, 21 October 2013

Robot Parade

Everything except shoes - Primark, Shoes - River Island

This dress is gong in the bin ASAP - my big fat Kim K ass is too big for it! Some skinny ass girl like Miley Cyrus can have it instead. 

Sunday, 20 October 2013

Wouldn't It Be Nice?

Sunnies/Plaid Shirt/Satchel/Skirt - Primark, Leopard Print Body - Asda, Boots - Office


Here I am, being a typical tourist in Pisa - I hate myself. 

Saturday, 19 October 2013

American Woman 2

Gizmo Tee - eBay, Cardi - Bank, Jeans - River Island, Koala Bear Slippers - Primark

Yeah so today I just spent ALLLL day playing Pokemon - I love it sooo much, I would say hit me up on my DS number thing so we can battle but I have no idea what it is and I still need to get my little Machop first. 

Friday, 18 October 2013

We Built This City 3

Amazing Coat/Necklace - Primark, Dress - Republic, Gold Chelsea Boots - Office

See I can scrub up even more when I CBA - especially when I get to wear my amazing shiny gold chelsea boots. I just need to find a gold jumpsuit and then I can pretend to be Goldust ALL the time.

Thursday, 17 October 2013

Fix You 2

Hat/Ballerinas - Primark, Jacket - H&M, Top - Charity Shop, Deathly Hallows Necklace - Pretty Twisted, Tartan Skirt - Topshop

Aw I really like this casual outfit for work - shame I can;t ever wear it again until 2014 BOO. 

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Safe & Sound 2

Necklace/Ballerinas - Primark, Blazer - New Look, Dress - Charity Shop

Thought I would go to work once looking like a little lady rather then a big bad goth - I turn out alright sometimes don't I innit?

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Cum On Feel The Noize

Panda Hat - River Island, Snood/Brogues - Primark, Jacket/Dress - H&M

Eeeeee a panda sneaked into my house, popped on one of my outfits then tried to attempt a scary picture - the bloody cheek of it! Get back to China panda-bear!

Monday, 14 October 2013

Instant Karma

Fantasy Fur Coat - Charity Shop, Dress/Bag/Whore Boots - Primark

Today I had to go give a lecture to all the future journos of the world about how blogging has got me a career and although I was nervous as hell it turned out really great in the end and I look forward to seeing everyone starting a successful career after graduating! 

On another note - how great are my whore boots? I love them so much. In another life I was defz a stripper in Las Vegas what with my love for terrible 80s glam rock songs. 

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Gimmie Shelter 4

Hat/Jumper - H&M, Skinnies - Asda, Ballerinas - Topshop


OMGz how beautiful was my hair here? WOW - I shouldn't have ever went blonde and ruined it FOREVER. I wish I still had this jumper too - it's totes Hogwarts.

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Something Changed

Necklace/Tee - Primark, Belt - Charity Shop, Jeans - Topshop, Cons - Bank

I freakin' LOVE Saved By The Bell! Like there's all those people who think they are cool by saying they watch it but you can tell they are by lying as they don't even know who Kevin or Stacey is (the les said about Tori the better) - I reckon I could go on Mastermind with my SBTB knowledge. 

Friday, 11 October 2013

Poison 3

Scarf - Primark, Jacket - H&M, Jumper - TK Maxx, Trousers - George, Ballerinas - Topshop

I'm totes the WWE Tag Team Champ with Mr Hulk Hogan himself! Hopefully this cheesy grin will stop you from noticing the state of my room (the Mega Powers over there are covering up all my dirty washing.)

Thursday, 10 October 2013

Wrecking Ball

Beanie/Fringe Jacket/Guns N' Roses Tee - Primark, Skinnies - Topshop, Boots - Fenwicks

This is typical Channy turned up to 11 - a bit more glamorous version of my go-to look of skinnies/ankle boots/GNR tee.

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

We Can't Stop

Necklace/Bag - Primark, Dress - Dolly Rockers, Jeans/Jelly Shoes - Topshop

Soooo I tried to dress like a girl today and...... I HATED IT. Get me gothed back up ASAP please. 

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

Processed Beats

Dress - H&M, Belt - Charity Shop

This dress is the biggest disappointment EVER - it's megz cute and everything plus it only cost £5 but by bloody 'eck it's itchy as hell! I could only survive in it for 15 minutes which after I then popped my PJs back on (then had a nap in bed.)

And yes I am aware I look like He Who Must Not Be Named (Lordy V.)

Monday, 7 October 2013

For Lovers

Beanie/Tartan Dress - Primark, Leather Jacket - H&M, Boots - Office

Aw this outfit is pretty much me in one outfit - cute tartan dress with Peter Pan collar/bright beanie/leather jacket and studded ankle boots - too bad i've gotta wait until 2014 before I can wear it again.

Grrr - it's upsetting work this whole not wearing the same outfit in 2013 New Years Resolution.

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Ramble On

Hat - Masquerade, Sunnies/Sandals - Primark, Gilet - Charity Shop (customised by me), Jeans - Topshop


Aw I miss the days of being able to wear 'wacky' clothes everyday when going to uni (this getup wouldn't be suitable for work!) 

I also miss these jeans! My mam took them to Italy with her when she left me like two years ago!!! I would rather have these jeans back then have her back (not really but you get my love for them innit)

Saturday, 5 October 2013

Friday, 4 October 2013

All Day And All Of The Night

Blouse - Benetton, Pearls/Ballerinas - Primark, Skater Skirt - S**t Shop

I have like the biggest spot EVER on my face right now so i'm sure ya'll would rather see He Who Must Not Be Named's face right now rather then mine (the spot is THAT bad.)

Thursday, 3 October 2013


Parka/Dress/Brogues - Primark, Mockingjay Necklace - DVD, Fauxberry - S**t Shop

This look is totes typical Channy circa 2009 - I was never not out of tea dresses, parkas and brogues back in second year of uni!

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Love Bites

Beanie - H&M, Sunnies - Primark, Milk Maid Costume - Preston Park

This is what I would have looked like if I was a milk maid back in t' day and if I also had tits (I wouldn't have been a milk maid BTW - I would have been a female version of this #toocoolforschool guy.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

In Too Deep 2

EVERYTHING (except boots) - Primark, Boots - Fenwicks

I think my dentists (behind me) would be proud of my dazzling smile! CJ said I looked like an old woman with a tomato face - eeeerrrr, thanks Cara.