Purple Haze

Dogtooth Jacket - Off my college BFF Miss Laura Watts, Black T - Primark, Bling - Topshop, Watch - Swatch, Dogtooth Trousers - Matalan, Studded Slippers - Primark. 

Dog + Tooth = Dogtooth - hahahahaha i'm totes hilair. 

Thought I would try out one of this season's biggest trends - the printed suit. Didn't go down as well as expected though, I got told I look like the 80s but HEY that's a compliment in my book as I love the 80's more then ANYTHING. 

Knockin' On Heavens Door

Swallow Dress - Tesco, Black Heels - H&M.

I actually dressed like a proper adult 'n that today - I hated every minute of it.

Rock and Roll All Nite

Ref Shirt - Charity Shop, Skirt - Bag of Wonders from Max, Skull Slippers - Primark. 

I wanted to go all Earl Hebner on everybody today and count them out 1-2-3 but then I fought the urge and instead did actual work. 

Bat Out Of Hell

Glasses - NHS, Blazer - Red or Dead at Bank, Shirt - Topshop, Bug Necklace - Topshop, Skinnies - Primark, Studded Leopard Print Slippers - Topshop. 

This is my new favourite office outfit of all time - I loves it, I look totes adorbz. 

Don't mock my glasses btw I need them to see! 

Django

Minnie Mouse Onesie - Primark, Green B-Ball T - Topman, Slippers - Under My Bed. 

I'm cold, hungry and tired so I'm just going to get in bed, pop some old Royal Rumbles on, read the Hunger Games and snuggle up with Ben the Bear, Sparky, Hulk Hogan (the teddy - not the real one YAK), Little Unicorn and Marty Jannetty (the seal teddy, again not the real one DOUBLE YAK.)

The Passenger

Star Trek T - Benny's Wardrobe, Skinnies - River Island, Henry the Chihuahua - Dogbed. 

Live Long and Prosper Bitches. 

This I Love

Leather Jacket - H&M, Dogtooth Dress - Niamh's Boutique, Boots - Office.

I love me a bit of dogstooth - so much so that I nearly went to work in this cute-as-a-button dress from the ever wonderful Niamh's Boutique with my dogstooth jacket, tights and hairband but then looked in mirror and thought it was a bit OTT - NEXT TIME THOUGH. 

I love this view of Middlesbrough btw. 

Also Sprach Zarathustra

Leather Jacket - H&M, Top - George, Necklace - Miss Selfridge, Skirt - River Island, Studded Slippers - Primark. 

Blueberry Muffins and Watermelon = Best Diet Ever.

All That Jazz

Grey Studded Leather Jacket - Topshop, Burnt Orange Silk Skirt - Mum's Wardrobe, Skull Necklace - Matalan, Black Bodycon Skirt - H&M, Skull Slippers - Primark. 

My mum has been in Italy for about 18 months now (looking after her parents) and she threatened that if I cleared out her wardrobe she would KILL ME but the other day I thought f*** it and that's where I came across this beautiful oversized silk shirt (plus plenty more too) so at least when she does return to good ol' Middlesbrough I will die beautifully dressed. 

The Goonies 'R' Good Enough

Furry Hairband - Primark, Cute-as-a-button Dress - Charity Shop, Necklaces - Miss Selfridge, Belt - No Idea, Swatch Watch - Christmas present.

Just in case you haven't noticed yet - I bloody hate wearing shoes. I DON'T LIKE CONFORMING.

You Could Be Mine

Bandana - Mosher Shop, Guns N Roses T - Primark, Skinnies - Primark, Boots - Office. 

Tonight Matthew i'm going to be Axl Rose! 

Redemption Day

Hoodie - S**t Shop, Mozza T - Morrisey Gig, Jeans - Topshop, Socks - Sock Drawer.

Mega casual day for me today which includes a HOODIE - a freakin' HOODIE! 

Gypsy-Lady tried to get in the pic but then she heard a dog outside so she ran away :( 

Where Are We Now?

 

Beret - Charity Shop, US Flag Scarf - Primark, Mitten Things - Stole from mum-in-law, Mac - Warehouse, Jeans - Topshop, Handag - River Island, Riding Boots - Charity Shop.

 

I feel like Frank Spencer from Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em fame in this get-up.

 

 

 

The Times They Are A-Changin'

Hat - River Island, C for Chantal Letterman Cardigan - Primark, Polkadot Dress - Primark. 

My three favourite off appliances in a particular order are are as follows: 

1) Laminator 

2) Photocopier

3) Shredder

On Monday i'm totes going to laminate a picture, photocopy it then shred it - I CAN'T WAIT.

Closing Time

Scarf - Kiwi, Grandad Cardie - Matalan, Trousers - Matalan, Xmas Socks - Primark. 

I found Ricky Gervais' face in the window of the office next door - I got far too excited as I bloody love him.

(I can't get no) Satisfaction

Parka - H&M, Blouse - George @ Asda, Skirt - S**t Shop, Wellingtons - Go Outdoors. 

At first I was like YAY SNOW then I remembered a few years ago when it snowed an old grandad and his chav family did a drive-by snowballing at me and my cheek swollened (new word) up HUGE - it was the absolute worst and I cried loads :( so now I hate it - eff off snow!

Last Friday Night

Hat - Primark Snood - Present Jade Dress (which matches my middle name and eyes) -Warehouse, Black Faux Fur Coat - Charity Shop, Belt - No Idea, Wellingtons - Go Outdoors.

This is my OMG SNOW face. 

I felt like Poison Ivy what with my new red hair and green dress which was awesome, but then when I got into work Kara proceeded to call me Ariel which is AWESOMER. 

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Mac: Warehouse,  Snood: Present,Jeans: Topshop, Studded Leopard slippers: Topshop.

SNOW! I will wear an appropriate snow outfit tomorrow with wellingtons and EVERYTHING.

Pride (In The Name Of Love)

Santino Tee: WWE House Show, Polar Bear Bottoms: Christmas Present,                    Gypsy-Lady (dog): The Sofa.

Gypsy-Lady wanted to get in on the act today - she was actually happy (she got a treat) despite what this picture may tell you. 

Under Da Sea

Leather-ish Jacket: H&M, Cowgirl Shirt: Matalan, Leigh Jeans: Topshop, Stud & Buckle Boots: Office, Bag: River Island, Fingerless Mittens: Stole from Mother-In-Law.

I have new hair - this is why i'm so happy. 

Back For Good

Waterfall cardigan: Matalan, Waist Belt: Charity Shop, Bodycon Skirt: Primark, Studded Slippers: Primark, Mockingjay Necklace: Hunger Games DVD. 

I'm a tad obsessed with the Hunger Games so prepare to see this necklace A LOT as I love to run around Albert Park pretending to be Katniss Everdeen.

Hey Jude

Zebra Jumper: Primark, Black Bodycon Skirt: Primark, Skull Slippers: Primark.

Expect to see a lot of this outfit in 2013 - it's my go to safe for work get-up. I'm too hot though atm in this wooly jumper but I don't fancy sitting in the office all day in just a vest - i'll just boil to DEATH. 

Return Of The Mack

Cross Necklace: Primark - £4, Blouse: Matalan - £9, Dogtooth Trousers: Matalan - £15, Patent Studded Slippers: I have no recollection at all where these came from. 

I think this is the first time in 5 years where I have wore trousers that aren't super skinny - no lie. It feels weird. 

Everythings Just Wonderful

Leather Jacket: H&M, Knitted Dress: Charity Shop, Nude Quilted Bag: River Island, Studded Slippers: Primark.

Costa must have realised that I drop coffee EVERYWHERE on the way back to the office so they gave me one of these handy as cup holders - best invention ever! I still got coffee all over the lid though - but at least it's better then all over my outfit. 

I Wanna Be Sedated

Cowgirl Shirt: George @ Asda, Skater Skirt: S**t Shop, Bolo Tie: River Island, Studded Slippers: Primark.

Oh heeeyyyy there Kourtney Kardhasian! Oh no it's just you - Chantal Jade Taylor Lauper. 

Round and Round

White FAUX fur coat: Charity Shop, Skeleton Dress: S**t Shop, Studded Clutch: Primark, Boots: Internacionale.

I added the studs at the back of my boots on my own btw - I love them so much! Only problem is that I often stud my bum whenever I bend down :(.

Rocket Man

Wooly Hat: Primark, Bling: Primark, Leather Jacket: H&M, Prince Tee: Topshop, Jeans: Topshop, Frilly Socks: 'Borrowed' from my BFFs 9-year-old sister, OTT Brogues: Primark.

I feel like Jay of 'Jay and Silent Bob' fame in this hat.

Video Killed The Radio Star

Studded Hairband: Miss Selfridge,  Batman Jumper: S**t shop, Denim Shirt: Primark, Bolo Tie: River Island, Skinnies: Primark, Loafers: Topshop. 

This is me pretending to be a bat - a very happy and cute bat. 

I am buzzing that all the s**t shops in town have ripped of Lazy Oaf - it's my favourite thing ever as i'm a major geek but a tight one who doesn't want to spend £80 £50 on a jumper. 

Killing Me Softly

Bobble Hat: Primark, Jumper: Republic, Jeans: Topshop, Boots: Office - Crimbo Present

I woke up at 9:30am today and work starts at 10am so this was a v.last minute GET ON WHAT YOU CAN GRAB outfit. 

 

Sweet Home Alabama

Leopard Print Scarf: Car boot sale, Oversized Crucifix Earrings: Primark, Micky Mouse Jumper: Topman , Jeans: Topshop, Marty McFly Hi Tops: H&M.

I call this look HOOD RAT. 

For somebody who is probably the biggest atheist going (after Ricky Gervais) I own a stupid amount of crucifix jewellery. 

Cherry Pie

Snood: Stole from Mother-in-Law, Leather Jacket: H&M, Lion Vest: Christoper Kane Primark, Jeans: Topshop, Studded Slippers: Primark.

Not a very special outfit at all today - just something comfy to chill in at the boyfriends - normally I would spend the day in a Marvel top and DC bottoms (i'm controversial like that) but I thought HEY NEW YEAR NEW ME and other crap like that so decided to get a bit pretty rather then being a slob. 

Jailbreak

Ciao,

Welcome to 'What Chantal Wore Today' in this blog I shall be chronicling what I wear everyday throughout 2013 so in 15 years time when I have my boy child (Thor Hogan Axl Rose Lauper-Plews) I can be all like "Look what your mum used to wear in her 20s!"

Now just a few notes before we start:
1) I'm a REALLY BAD photographer so no pretentious artsy street-style pictures over here.
2) All post titles will be whatever song i'm listening to ATM - expect A LOT of November Rain, November Rain 1, November Rain 2 etc.
3) I have a bong eye and a veiny face so don't laugh at it - I will probs cover my face up with a picture of Jennifer Lawrence because I love her like that.
4) Expect to see me in PJs and a WWE top 2 days in a row - i'm v.lazy on my days off.
5) If I was in The Warriors my gang would be called The Stud Sisters.

Peace, Love and Rock & Roll.