Off To The Races

Scarf - Psyche, Mac - Warehouse, Skinnies/Shoes - Topshop

Oh, I love me a good ol' Mac - the jacket BTW not the horrible HORRIBLE computer (they are the absolute worst) - they are effortlessly stylish and when you do a spin it goes all out like a pretty ballerina. 

I Can See For Miles

Mac - Warehouse, Bag - Italy, Jeans - Topshop, Floral Flatforms - Office

FAKEST SMILE EVER! - I had JUST been soaked by a STUPID HORRIBLE car here and i'm wet through :( people are soooo mean (although TBF I would do it to somebody I hated.)

Rock & Roll Music

I have a love/hate relationship with this dress. LOVE - the style, the pattern, the length. HATE - it creases within one minute of being ironed and it makes me look preggerz (although my fat little belly can also be blamed for that.)

Killer Queen

Snake Necklace - Present, Dress - Warehouse, Tights - Primark, Shoes - River Island

No these are not the third pair of shoes I have bought in one week - somebody just gave me them on the street for free, it was amazing and I didn't spend any money at all on them *shifty eyes*.

The Chain

Sunnies/Top - Primark, Mac - Warehouse, Necklace/Shoes - Topshop, Skirt - Miss Selfridge, Faulexa - S**t Shop

This is me pointing at a flower that suddenly appeared from nowhere - there was however a big ugly snail on the leaf (see below) which made me jump out of my skin to which dad cleverly professed: "It's not like its going to jump out and attack you!"

HI I'M A BIG UGLY SCARY SNAIL

If I Only Had A Heart

Lace Dress - Warehouse, Snake Necklace - Accessorize, Leopard Print Belt - Primark, Leopard Print Studded Slippers - Topshop.

Kara calls this my yodelling mermaid like - which i'm okay with because A) Yodelling is a talent and a half B) Who wouldn't want to be a mermaid?! 

Also I know you shouldn't match your shoes and belt but I just picked out the first belt which came into my hands and didn't realise till like 1pm. 

Unskinny Bop

Bird Print Scarf - Kiwi Boutique, Mac - Warehouse, Jumper Dress - Topshop @ Mind, Leopard Print Studded Slippers - Topshop.

Now ya'll may (twist and) shout out loud - "OMG CHANNY I HAVE SEEN THAT DRESS THIS YEAR!" but not with these accessories you haven't so pipe down... and if you're not down with that then i've got two words for you - SUCK IT!

P.S: Yes I am aware my house is mega scruffy - but so are Dad and I.

Last Friday Night

Hat - Primark Snood - Present Jade Dress (which matches my middle name and eyes) -Warehouse, Black Faux Fur Coat - Charity Shop, Belt - No Idea, Wellingtons - Go Outdoors.

This is my OMG SNOW face. 

I felt like Poison Ivy what with my new red hair and green dress which was awesome, but then when I got into work Kara proceeded to call me Ariel which is AWESOMER. 

Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

Mac: Warehouse,  Snood: Present,Jeans: Topshop, Studded Leopard slippers: Topshop.

SNOW! I will wear an appropriate snow outfit tomorrow with wellingtons and EVERYTHING.