YES I am aware I wore this outfit this month (well the dress and necklace together) but this it's my go-to safe event outfit so please, please, PLEASE let me off! - I will NEVER EVER do it again.
Leather Jacket - H&M, Steve Jobs Top - Primark, Bird Necklace - Matalan, Tweed Skirt - Primark, Alexa - Mulberry S**t Shop, Ballerinas - Primark.
Doesn't my rip-off Mulberry Alexa just look like a real one but without the little tree - it was only £20 - BARGAIN - and my skirt was only £1 BRAND NEW.
I had such a good shopping trip yesterday and got everything in the picture below for under £100 (I won't go into how much I spent at Yo Sushi however - it was totes worth it though) I love my Simba!
Daisy Headband - Primark, Beatles Tee - H&M, Dogtooth Blazer - River Island, Bracelets - Primark, New Look, Guns N Roses Concert, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - Internacionale.
I ran into this scary man talking on a 1980s phone today - he tried to attack me but I just beat him down with the spikes on the back of my shoes and he died a slow and painful death - poor lad.
Wooly Hat (which after a year i've found out how to wear properly) - Primark, Leopard Print Crop - Primark, Denim Jacket - Diesel, Jeans - Topshop, Slippers - Primark, Dobby Money Box - Present.
What random item can I find in my bedroom for my picture today? My Dobby money box? YES!
I am also well aware that I haven't changed my bed sheets in more then a month now but it's just too time consuming! This is why my mam needs to come home already (also to wash my clothes and hoover.)
Wooly Hat - Primark, Denim Jacket - Diesel, Gloves - Present, Dress - Urban Outfitters, Studded Belt - Charity Shop, Bag - River Island, Jeans - Topshop, Shoes - Topshop.
See the River Tees behind me at Tees Barrage? I once walked right up to the water's edge to stroke a duck but he splashed at me, quacked then swam off - what a d*ck!
Let's take ya'll through all my various bags/boxes.
99p Shop Bag - Plastic Flowers, Garden Wire, Sticky Tape. WH Smith Bag - Captain America Marvel Graphic Novel, Wordpress for Dummies, Big Book of Facts. Lunchbox - Two Sarnies that I never finished. Box in Bag - FISH AND CHIPS.
Now you may say WHY IS SHE GETTING FISH AND CHIPS SHE'S FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS - but it's that dress that makes me look chunky (and mebs a bit of my italian hips.)
See this is what happens when we are left alone in the office* - I go out looking for the cat who isn't there then nearly fall to my death** but end up looking sweet as usual.
Now ya'll may (twist and) shout out loud - "OMG CHANNY I HAVE SEEN THAT DRESS THIS YEAR!" but not with these accessories you haven't so pipe down... and if you're not down with that then i've got two words for you - SUCK IT!
P.S: Yes I am aware my house is mega scruffy - but so are Dad and I.
Pink Silky PJs - Primark, Katniss the Westie - Valentine's Day Present, Socks - Primark.
This is perhaps the most daring thing I have EVER done - published a picture of me on the internet sans make-up - whooooaaaahh. This is a huge deal BTW.
Beret - Accessorize, Snood - Present, Zebra Jumper - Primark, 'Barbour' - Primark, Bag - River Island, Skinnies - Primark, Studded Boots - S**t Shop, Diego - Kara's Driveway.
I love my cute little outfit today - I did want to wear my red dress and love heart tights but I had to venture outside so I wrapped up warm instead and put this tacky as effect over the top instead.
Westie Jumper - Topshop at Age UK, Bodycon Skirt - H&M, Shoes - Topshop.
Sorry about the crapola picture but I wanted to showcase how blonde the ends of my hair are in comparison to my head bit but you can't even tell on this pic - BOO.
On another topic I LOVE my westie jumper. I wish I had westie everything - they are the BEST dogs (Gypsy-Lady wrote the last bit.)
I used to be the biggest Heroes fan of all time - I still have my Sylar action figure in its box up on my wall (alongside a sexy picture of Drew McIntyre and a list of my shoes in order) because i'm that achingly cool.
Batgirl Mask - Tesco Kid's Aisle, Fringe Leather Jacket - Primark & The Hands of Channy, Back to the Future Tee - Topshop,Jeans - Topshop, Pink Converse - USC.
Today I decided to dress as a mish-mash of BatmanGirl, Marty McFly (if he wore his own tops), Macho Man Randy Savage and my usual cute self.
I also shouldn't be allowed down kids aisles as everything excites me.
Fringe Jacket - Primark (but I hand sewed the fringe down - it was bloody hard work!), Cowgirl Shirt - G21, Bodycon Skirt - H&M, Studded Chloe Boots - Office.
My surname should totes be Chantal RocknRoll à la Ned - i'm such a rockstar!
Either that or a badass cowboy like that dic*wad one in Django Unchained that is obsessed with Jamie Foxx's bits and bobs.
Denim Jacket - Present, Scarf - M&S, Necklace - Matalan, Black Tee - Primark, Skater Skirt - S**t Shop, Bag - River Island, Loafers - Topshop, Potter Lunch Box - Charity Shop.
I love me a good ol' packed lunch which my dad lovingly prepares for me every day. Although sometimes he does just put all of my favourite food in rather then food of nutritional value.
Last week it was 2 milkybar yogurts, a blueberry muffin and a nectarine.
Studded Pleather - Matalan, Black Peplum Dress - S**t Shop, Bug Necklace - Topshop, Quilted Bag - River Island, Studded Leopard Print Slippers - Topshop.
I came into work today thinking I would be taking part in a photoshoot for the newspaper so I wore my smartest yet v.me LBD and teamed it up with quirky accents only to find out it's next Monday instead now so I MIGHT have to wear the SAME outfit next Monday now - THE HORROR.
Madonna T - free with a goodie bag from The Fragrance Shop, Scruffy Sweats - No Idea.
I'm in my comfies which can only mean a whole Sunday dedicated to watching the best of this weeks US TV - because while we get the terrrible Splash they get the likes of Project Runway, The Mindy Project and The Office - those lucky lot (well except for all the gun crime, not free healthcare, having to deal with Taylor Swift etc.)
Spikey Denim Jacket - Topshop, Time Turner - Valentine's Day Present, Comic BAM Tee - Primark, Black Skinnies - Primark, Marty McFly Hi-Tops - H&M.
I'm loving this 80s/2013 look I'm sporting today with an added extra Hermione Granger Time Turner.
I figured out that it would take 255720 turns of the time turner to go back to December 1983 (when Girls Just Wanna Have Fun came out) so I best start spinning!
LOOK Dad, Mam, Benny, Heather, the rest of the Plews lot I DO WASH UP! - I have no idea how though :( how do you get rid of all the soapy-ness without filling up the whole tub thing with freezing cold water?! I HAVE NO IDEA.
