My hair is all kinds of WTF here - I have no idea what's happening. This is a cute outfit even if I do look like I have really pale legs with spots all over 'em - yak!
USA Jacket - Religion at Topshop, I <3 NY Top - Souvenir Tee from New York, Jeans - Topshop, Boots - S**t Shop
Oh I love my USA jacket soooo much - isn't it just the most amazing piece in the world? I think I need a museum to hang all my best clothes in glass cabinets where people can just come and look at all the amazing things I own (AT A COST OF A CAKE.)
Totes mgotes don't know why I wore a BLACK TURTLE NECK on June 25th - I think i'm either A) Out of my mind or B) Channelling Steve Jobs - yeah let's go with B.
This is one of those v. rare days where I look normal on a day off - I hate it, I hate me and I hope to never be normal on a day off ever again. WHAT WAS I THINKING? At least I was thin though.
Sunnies/Top - Primark, Mac - Warehouse, Necklace/Shoes - Topshop, Skirt - Miss Selfridge, Faulexa - S**t Shop
This is me pointing at a flower that suddenly appeared from nowhere - there was however a big ugly snail on the leaf (see below) which made me jump out of my skin to which dad cleverly professed: "It's not like its going to jump out and attack you!"
Why am I not a rock star yet? It deeply saddens me - I am aware that I can't hold a note to save my life but I don't 'alf look the part and all singers can't whistle a tune nowadays let alone anything else - sign me up already Syco.
OMGz how long was my hair here (2011) - it is amaaaazzzzinnnggggg. I love this white leather jacket - it's so glam metal, I will have to go dig it out of my coatdrobe (that's right I have a whole wardrobe just for my coats.)
See, sometimes I do dress like a fully-fledged adult to go to work - couldn't eat in this outfit though what with the tights, spanx and bodycon-ish dress. No wonder I ate a whole Dominos when I got home and into my sweats.
Aw I just love this look - I wish I could dress like this EVERY DAY. Well not every day as I have to wear unique outfits all the time but you get what I mean innit bruv.
Lace Top - Internacionale, Skirt - Matalan, HeartTights - Topshop, Brogues - Peacocks, Bag - Charity Shop, Bracelets - Random Accumulation from the house.
#FlashbackSunday
This picture was probs taken back in 2010 and I still own ALL these clothes - totes going to dress like this again sometime in 2013 - I lovez it.
I have been wanting a see-through bag since like FOREVER - everybody keeps saying it's an easy target for muggers but I don't think any mugger will want a Captain America make-up bag, a banana milkshake and some insulin.
Sunnies/Frilly Socks - Primark, Pugs Not Drugs Tee - Topshop, Levi Shorts - Mum's Wardrobe, Converse - Bank
No you are not dreaming - Chantal Jade Lauper has got her legs out!
I didn't care today about people seeing my million and one bruises from my injections (Type 1 diabetic YO), my huge red birth mark on my thigh or my cellulite - it was too sunny to give a flying fu*k if people thought I had rank legs (I bet nobody even noticed and I got myself all prepped up to go outside the front door without tights/jeans on for nothing in the end - OH WELL.)
I bought this tee because I simply don't understand it - why is there a body-builder dressed as Spock? Why does it say FUXK OFF GOD? and why well why everything else?! Despite this whole confusing-ness I do love this random-as-fuxk tee!
