Sunny Afternoon

Sunnies/Skirt - Primark, Bling/Shoes - Topshop, Tee - eBay, Blazer/Bag - River Island

Get in loser, We’re going shopping. 

That’s why her hair is so big, It’s full of secrets. 

It’s like I have ESPN or something, my breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining. 

So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?.

I’m a mouse, duh. 

You smell like a baby prostitute. 

Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!

Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

She doesn’t even go here.

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Logical Song

Bling/Skinnies - Primark, Tee - eBay, Boots - Office

Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco!

Dancing With Myself

Yeah today I went to work dressed as Paula Abdul in the 1980s - totes cool me innit like mate pet.

Video Games

I promise from now on I won't take pictures in my scruffy front room! And why has my DVD player suddenly appeared in my front room without me knowing?! What if I want to watch Mean Girls for the millionith and one time?

F.E.E.L.I.N.G C.A.L.L.E.D L.O.V.E

Sunnies/Tee/Studded Tights - Primark, Jacket/Shiny Sneakers - H&M, Skirt - S**t Shop.

So today was one of those days where I just wanted to wear ALL of my favourite clothes even if they should obv never be worn all together but HEY what the hell do I care?!

Also i'm kind of over all these slogan tees after little skanks took them all but I HAD to get this MATHLETE one so I can pretend i'm Kevin G all the time - "All you sucka' MCs ain't got nothin' on me."